If you read my stuff here then you know I’m on and off the Dating Apps, or the APPS as those of us on them like to say.
When we say APPS, I wish we meant the good kind— jalapeno poppers, mozzarella sticks, chicken wings, nachos, queso, potato skins, taquitos, spinach artichoke dip, pigs in a blanket, guacamole, canapes, stuffed mushrooms, clams casino, scallops wrapped…